An Attempt To Tip The Scales

Boi.

*loudly listens to Modest Mouse in the dark of my bedroom*

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 
21 August 2014 / 321,169 notes

#Luke this us

merrymrdarcy:

so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”

and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”

I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING

AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”

21 August 2014 / 286,032 notes

The world didn’t get worse, homie, your eyes just got wider.

fuckin deep ass top comment on youtube  (via undinele)

21 August 2014 / 362,566 notes

inthebeatleslife:

paulieismylove:

Paul’s concerned face

What if John actually got hit by a car because George pushed him

The Well And The Lighthouse / Arcade Fire

ohkissmyshades:

She said, “You fool, now that you know your end is near

you always fall for what you desire and what you fear!”

21 August 2014 / 529 notes

cactuseeds:

reblog this and i’ll a put a song in your inbox that i think you’d like

21 August 2014 / 433 notes

School sucks

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